Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics?
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?
Class.

Whatever happened to Please may I?
And Yes, thank you?
And How charming?
Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass!
Whatever happened to class?
Class.

Now, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now, there's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock you down so they can pass
Nobody's got no class.

Whatever happened to old values?
And fine morals?
And good breeding?
Now no-one even says Oops! when they're passing the gas
Whatever happened to class?
Class.

Now, there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use
And any girl'll touch your privates for a deuce
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
Nobody's got no class.

All you read about today is rape and theft
Jesus Christ!
Ain't there no decency left?
Nobody's got no class.

Everybody you watch
'S got his brains in his crotch
Holy crap!
What a shame!
What became
Of
Class?