June 21, 2004

Filler 24

Is it a slow news day or what?

The fire alarm keeps going off in my building this afternoon, so loud that you probably heard it yourself. A deafening caterwaul that drives right into your internal organs and makes you feel physically sick. If you ever need to perpetrate gross breaches of the Geneva Convention on prisoners of war, I can highly recommend this alarm; if, on the other hand, you happen to be just sitting around in your own not-on-fire home then it leaves something to be desired.

On Friday afternoon I switched my Jobsite CV from "hidden" (meaning, I had to explicitly send it to people) to "distributed", meaning anyone who wants to look at it can; an act, obviously, of pathetic desperation. I've done this before on other such services to no discernible effect, so I wasn't expecting anything this time either. Either Jobsite is a little more aggressive in distributing these things or people just search it more assiduously.

Anyway, I spent much of the morning talking to recruitment agents. My Jobsite profile prominently states: "Please note: I am not looking for interactive TV work." See if you can guess what most of the calls I got have been about.

Putting that together with the sort of things I've been actually applying for lately, I fear my soul is pretty much sold. All that's left is to hope I get some kind of return on that divestment.

Also, I seem to have lost the ability and/or will to write anything remotely interesting on this blog. Sorry about that. Normal service, whatever that might once have been, may or may not be resumed shortly. In the meantime, here's a nice picture of some flowers:


Posted by matt at June 21, 2004 05:23 PM

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Nice gingers. Less nice job situation; I hope that the loss of your soul makes a difference.

Since it is the solstice, I shall perform a pagan ritual for you and your absent soul; it involves nudity, but fortunately, it can be conducted indoors and is quite effective for believers seeking jobs. Seeing HP beforehand will doubtless put me in the right frame of mind.

Posted by: Stairs at June 21, 2004 06:22 PM

[Matt] If I'd known your soul was up for grabs, I'd have put in an offer.

I'll perform an iberian pagan ritual to bolster that done by Alastair.

[Alastair] Please send photos of the ceremony :)

Posted by: Shyboy at June 21, 2004 06:43 PM

You are being unnecessarily hard on yourself. I am still interested and I have the attention span of a retard gnat. If you can keep me interested that says something.

Posted by: Ed at June 21, 2004 09:46 PM

[Shyboy] No :)

[Ed] My family has a difficult enough time as it is without you stereotyping our kind; I'll thank you to desist.

Posted by: Stairs at June 21, 2004 10:57 PM

[Stairs #1, Shyboy] Thank you. I shall bear libations in both your honours.

[Ed] A-ha! He lives.

[Stairs #2] Spoilsport! Also: what on Earth are you on about?

Posted by: matt at June 21, 2004 11:19 PM

Is it too late to join in with my own Yankee pagan ritual?

Posted by: Faustus, M.D. at June 22, 2004 04:14 AM

[Matt] Why, retarded gnats of course.

Was I being a spoilsport? He was merely too late for the live video feed; since I was alone, taking stills was problematic, so I made it into a general webcast.

Posted by: Stairs at June 22, 2004 08:18 AM

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